Note to Floridians: Fix-a-Flat is for vehicles, not for Sir-Mix-A-Lot

Oneal Morris, a man who had a sex-change operation to become a woman, was bonded out of jail after being charged with injecting women with Fix-a-Flat to enhance their buttocks.  (Story here.)  After the death of 32-year-old Shatarka Nuby, Morris was charged with manslaughter and with practising medicine without a license.

One of the victims was injected with cement, Fix-a-Flat, and mineral oil.  Since this is America, she is now on a reality TV show.

Back to Morris.  According to MSNBC, she has been arrested “multiple times” for injecting women with tire sealant and other substances that belong on the inside of vulcanised rubber, not the human body.  Multiple times, Miami-Dade County?  Did you ever think that after the first time that she was arrested and charged, that continued insistence upon injecting women with this substance might warrant some form of incarceration before, you know, someone dies of massive systemic silicone migration?


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