As seen at Whole Foods

Whole Foods, last night, 9 pm: a boy dropped a jug of milk on the floor. The plastic split open and milk gushed out in front of the dairy case.  As an employee paged someone to the bakery to clean it up, I told him I had a question.

Looking at the white mess, I said, “How long is it going to take for someone to make the obligatory ‘Don’t cry over spilled milk’ joke?”

[rim shot]

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