I’m off to Florida for my sister’s bridal shower. My main goals are to muster up enough oestrogen to survive two hours of a bridal shower with women I don’t know, get some sunshine, and swim.
Incidentally, there are very few bridal shower items that would survive TSA scrutiny. I’m bringing a citrus juicer; as TSA confiscates harmless items like nail clippers, they probably wouldn’t let me bring Kate Spade “Mr. & Mrs.” cake knives on the plane.