I want these motherf-ing snakes out of my motherf-ing bathroom!

Yesterday, a Texas woman heard noises coming from her bathroom and found a twelve-foot long African python lounging around like he owned the place:

Snake in a bathroom

As Samuel L. Jackson was not available, Veronica Rodriguez called the police and animal control; the animal was returned to its owner.

Yes, you read that right: returned to its owner.  That’s how 12-foot long African pythons wind up in the bathrooms of the nice women of Texas: freaks decide that the best pet that  money can buy is a twelve-foot long predator that eats cats, dogs, crocodiles, and the occasional unattended toddler.

So Veronica Rodriguez, thank your whack job neighbours for not having the sense to get a gecko or a turtle.


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