Internet sensation Grumpy Cat, a feline with a genetic defect that causes him to look especially stern, has earned over $100,000,000 in two years. Yes, that is over one hundred million dollars, just for looking like a grumpy cat:
Grumpy Cat’s newly-rich owner, Tabatha Bundeson called the feline (whose real name is Tardar Sauce) “unstoppable… what she’s achieved in such a short time is unimaginable and absolutely mind-blowing.” Feline dwarfism and an underbite caused the cat’s permanent glower, which has been plastered over books, merchandise and even a Lifetime film.
I just asked my cat if he would consider contributing to the household expenses a bit – not necessarily to the tune of one hundred million dollars, but enough to cover his cat toys and salmon. He looked sad and pathetic at the thought of being put to work.
Anyone want to help me with a “sad kitty” franchise?