In a new twist on a GOTV operation, a six hundred pound pig in New Hampshire wandered into the polling stations. No word yet on which candidate recruited the animal for the trip, or whether his lack of photo ID precluded him from voting.
Justice Kennedy was reached for comment and stated, “Pigs are highly intelligent animals. Our living, breathing Constitution certainly protects the pig franchise under the penumbras of the XIX and XIII Amendments. If our forefathers were not choirosphobes, pigs would have the franchise.”
Wilbur v. State of New Hampshire will be heard in OT 2017.